GLITTER: The Herpes of Craft Supplies

Yes, that is his sister covered in glitter in the background. And, “a couch?” you ask? Yes. That is also my couch covered in “the herpes of crafting supplies”.

The post was submitted by: Charlie

Key Fob vs. Garbage Disposal

My five-year-old son and his friend, while having a pillow fight, knocked my keys off the bar and into the sink, where they fell into the garbage disposal. He swears he thought the sound was a spoon falling in. I found this out only later, when I turned on the disposal and heard the god-awful shrieking of metal on metal.
It’s $300 or so to replace this key fob, BTW.

This post was submitted by Angie.

Car Door Signature

My 4 year old daughter decided to carve her name in the car door with a rock. When I asked her what in the hell possessed her to do such a thing, she answered, “I wanted everyone to know what side of the car was mine”

So she only got the SAVANN … do I let her add the AH to complete it?

Submitted by: Penny

Lulu Versus Mum’s iPhone

Our 2 your old insisted on calling dad to get him to turn the TV back on. When daddy said no TV what what do you think happened. Lulu went postal on mum’s phone!

Submitted by: Cristina

7 Month-old Pukes on Dog

Everything else in the house has been “broken in” so I guess it was just a matter of time before the dog got some.

This post was submitted by jen e.

Unbearable Toy Sounds

HORRIBLE DINOSAUR SOUND HAS BEEN REMOVED!  Sorry for the autoplay.

Submit your AWFUL TOY SOUNDS!  I invite you to send a 10-sec video (or audio with pic) of your WORST, most ANNOYING-sounding kid stuff.  Share the HORROR of the TOYS you should have listened to before purchasing!!

Tipped Off By Grunting

they were quietly playing with books. there was no crash, no shrieks, just normal book-looking noises. i looked up when i heard my 3 year old grunting. he was trying to put the bookshelf back together.

Submitted by: Hannah